Mass emigration continues as QUINCY reveals new economic adjustments

by Kimberly La Vallete

With inflation rates among the highest in the world,

constant shortages of basic groceries, and rampant violent crime,

Glitch City's citizens look for a better life in other countries. 

QUINCY, however, isn't happy with this.

"They learn in our schools and universities"

the prime minister said during a talk with

The Augmented Eye "but they apply what they learn somewhere else and I find it rather insulting."

This comes after revealing new economic measures for the city,

which most analysts consider to be useless for the current environment.

"They don't know sh*t" concluded QUINCY.